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The Goan experience was more than frighteningly nostalgic. And thank you for the prayer that we dont encounter a deja vu experience.
Anyways, i want to invite the blogger dewdrops for a time of life with a group of smart and charming young gentlemen . But then again, i am not too sure if that count for or against you. Coz I can assure you that you never gonna have even a second to take your eyes off us to look at the pale phirangi skin. And similarly, chances are that you will be completely ignored since we will not have even a millisecond to spare; since from the moment we land on Goan land, we would have dedicated our eyes, mind and some other unmentionable parts of our bodies to the service of the valuable foreign tourists.
Please do give me the oppurtunity to explain as well. The interest in these noble people, who come dressed in their noble robes are solely in financial interest of the motherland. Please refer to Chidambaram's budget and also to the Tourism portfolio minister's action plan for clarifications.
Here's the most important part of this blog/comment.This place Goa is one place in the world where there are only two kinds of people. Rather, they count people to be a part of two groups that they themselves have distinguished.
Anyways, i want to invite the blogger dewdrops for a time of life with a group of smart and charming young gentlemen . But then again, i am not too sure if that count for or against you. Coz I can assure you that you never gonna have even a second to take your eyes off us to look at the pale phirangi skin. And similarly, chances are that you will be completely ignored since we will not have even a millisecond to spare; since from the moment we land on Goan land, we would have dedicated our eyes, mind and some other unmentionable parts of our bodies to the service of the valuable foreign tourists.
Please do give me the oppurtunity to explain as well. The interest in these noble people, who come dressed in their noble robes are solely in financial interest of the motherland. Please refer to Chidambaram's budget and also to the Tourism portfolio minister's action plan for clarifications.
Here's the most important part of this blog/comment.This place Goa is one place in the world where there are only two kinds of people. Rather, they count people to be a part of two groups that they themselves have distinguished.
- The kind of people who are blessed to have the company of an individual of the opposite sex. Often these people are reffered synonymously as "CUSTOMERS". (These could be a couple of foriegn mongrels who are on the verge of bankruptcy. As the final vacation of their lives, these buggers land up in INDIA. And especially Goa for the availability of cheap 'Grass' or 'Ganja'.) AND
- Losers.... stags .... loners ..... dropouts .... there are very many insulting adjectives that they slam on us bachelors. People who are unanimously declared as anti-social or part of the All India Lecher's Association. (AILA).
But then again, its not because we belong to that 2nd group (all we have to do is bare our manly chests to get promoted into the 1st group), but because we (I) have special interests in the ladies' (rose and dewdrop) company that we would like to warmly invite you over to Goa.
Please treat this as the formal invitation. And please try to join us. We assure you a ball of a time. And lots of care.
For all of us, this is John wooing you to GOA.
With Love and Regards.
John
posted by Heart of Gold !! at 6:20 AM
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Those self professed smart and charming young gentlemen, waiting to take off their shirts and kill the whole world around with their poisonous body odor, are aliens to me even after coexisting with them for almost a silver jubilee. They appear to be encyclopedia when it comes to knowledge about the fairer sex. They even have algorithms for all possible permutations and combinations of situations, as far as the wooing part is concerned. What amuses me still is that, even after being better than the best and having passed the charming young gentlemen test with flying colors why they are maintaining … losers.... stags .... loners ..... dropouts .... adjectives and are staunch advocates of All India Lecher's Association (AILA). (Backgorund music: Hum Honge Kamyaab .. Hum Honge Kamyaab .. Hum honge Kamyaab Ek Din… Hum Ko Hein Viswas .. Poora Hein Viswas .. Hum honge Kamyaab Ek Din)
There is something that gives me goosebumps about these true Indians. They have imbibed the Athithi Devo Bhava manthra in its true sense. Dedicated their minds and souls to the service of the pale phirangi skins. (Dil Chahta Hai … Sameer … Catheriene)
Here is a humble list that could be of help to you in case the Goa trip materilises(planning stage goes on and on and on … and by the time they reach Goa their grandchildren would be SMSing them … Grandpa, don’t go with Cathereine, Grandma has connections with Bin Laden)
1) Take as much as sun screen as possible ( that comes cheaper than Fair and Lovely)
2) Drink as much water as possible (if that tastes real bad, mix something into it)
3) Hang an address card and map back to the place you stay round your neck(in case you drink a little too much of water)
4) Go for a crash course in bar dancing ( in case you need some money to buy a ticket back from Goa)
May God bless you all with healthy wives and healthier kids( Yup.. you got the meaning right)
Wow!!!! Dew drops... this comment was a blog in itself... ur best one so far i must say...:-)
..Me
Whoa !!!!
Here i am !
You went to Goa .. when was this ? I never gotta know ... hmm .. itz not like i get to know a lot these days ... hope u get the meaning ;)))
and , u r going again ??
Pls do keep writing .. u have an easy flow .. as usual
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